Yo mama jokes

Yo mama jokes are a special type of one-liner jokes that mostly begin with 'Yo Mama's so...'
It is derived from the insulting of one's mother (or a suitable alternate relative) in an American accent.
The initial, Yo Mama (Your mother) can be combined with most types of insults which are suggestive of stupid or foolish behavior.

Yo momma so poor I saw her running after a garbage truck with a shopping list.

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Yo mama is so short you can see
her feet on her passport picture.

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Yo mama so dumb,when she got an "F" on her test, she thought it mean Fantastic!

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Yo mama so ugly when she threw a boomerang it never came back.

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YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE GOT FIRED FROM A BL*W JOB.

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You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!

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You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.

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Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.

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You mama is so fat when she when on the weighing scale it said, "One at a time please."

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Yo mama is so old in her time Burger King was know as Burger Prince

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