Yo mama jokes

Yo mama jokes are a special type of one-liner jokes that mostly begin with 'Yo Mama's so...'
It is derived from the insulting of one's mother (or a suitable alternate relative) in an American accent.
The initial, Yo Mama (Your mother) can be combined with most types of insults which are suggestive of stupid or foolish behavior.

Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.

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Yo moma so stupid, she thought taco bell was a phone company.

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Yo mama is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.

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Yo mama so dumm that she drowned in a Mexican wave.

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Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.

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Yo mama is so ugly, when she puts lipstick on, she looks like a hamburger.

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Yo mama so poor I sat on the garbage can and she said get off from my roof.

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Yo mama is so fat when god said let their be light yo mama moved over.

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Your momma so stupid I'd ask her what kind of jean am I wearing?
She replied, "I don't know."
I said, "Guess?"
She said, "Levis".

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You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."

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