Yo mama jokes

Yo mama jokes are a special type of one-liner jokes that mostly begin with 'Yo Mama's so...'
It is derived from the insulting of one's mother (or a suitable alternate relative) in an American accent.
The initial, Yo Mama (Your mother) can be combined with most types of insults which are suggestive of stupid or foolish behavior.

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Yo momma so poor I saw her running after a garbage truck with a shopping list.

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Yo mama is so short you can see
her feet on her passport picture.

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Yo mama so dumb,when she got an "F" on her test, she thought it mean Fantastic!

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Yo mama so ugly when she threw a boomerang it never came back.

rating: 3.6 of 211 votessend joke:

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YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE GOT FIRED FROM A BLOW JOB.

rating: 3.44 of 149 votessend joke:

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You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!

rating: 2.78 of 136 votessend joke:

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You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.

rating: 3.02 of 91 votessend joke:

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Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.

rating: 3.23 of 108 votessend joke:

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You mama is so fat when she when on the weighing scale it said, "One at a time please."

rating: 3.53 of 179 votessend joke:

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Yo mama is so old in her time Burger King was know as Burger Prince

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