Yo mama jokes

Yo mama jokes are a special type of one-liner jokes that mostly begin with 'Yo Mama's so...'
It is derived from the insulting of one's mother (or a suitable alternate relative) in an American accent.
The initial, Yo Mama (Your mother) can be combined with most types of insults which are suggestive of stupid or foolish behavior.

Yo mamma so stupid she stared at a orange juice carton just because it said concentrate.

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Yo mama so poor, when she found a penny she thought she had hit the lottery.

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Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.

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Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.

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Yo mama is so old, that when she farts all that comes out is dust.

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Yo Mama so poor I saw her with one shoe in the garbage can and I said, "Did you lost a shoe."
And she said, "Nope I just found one."

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Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet.
She is already WORLD WIDE!

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Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.

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Yo mama so ugly when she takes baths water hops out.

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Your Mamma's so stupid she stole a free sample!

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