Yo mama jokes

Yo mama jokes are a special type of one-liner jokes that mostly begin with 'Yo Mama's so...'
It is derived from the insulting of one's mother (or a suitable alternate relative) in an American accent.
The initial, Yo Mama (Your mother) can be combined with most types of insults which are suggestive of stupid or foolish behavior.

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Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.

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Yo moma so stupid, she thought taco bell was a phone company.

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Yo mama is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.

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Yo mama so dumm that she drowned in a Mexican wave.

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Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.

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Yo mama is so ugly, when she puts lipstick on, she looks like a hamburger.

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Yo mama so poor I sat on the garbage can and she said get off from my roof.

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Yo mama is so fat when god said let their be light yo mama moved over.

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Your momma so stupid I'd ask her what kind of jean am I wearing?
She replied, "I don't know."
I said, "Guess?"
She said, "Levis".

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You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."

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