Yo mama jokes

Yo mama jokes are a special type of one-liner jokes that mostly begin with 'Yo Mama's so...'
It is derived from the insulting of one's mother (or a suitable alternate relative) in an American accent.
The initial, Yo Mama (Your mother) can be combined with most types of insults which are suggestive of stupid or foolish behavior.

Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" and she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."

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Yo mama so stupid she stole a free sample.

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Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.

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Your mama is such a wh*re, that all the men use her just like a roundabout, everyone take's a turn

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Your momma is so old, I slapped her in the back and her titties fell out.

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Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.

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Yo mama so slow that when she tried to cross the road she got a parking ticket.

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Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it!

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Yo momma so stupid she put lip stick on her head to make-up her mind.

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Yo mama so stupid I asked her to buy me a color TV and she asked me what color.

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