Yo mama jokes

Yo mama jokes are a special type of one-liner jokes that mostly begin with 'Yo Mama's so...'
It is derived from the insulting of one's mother (or a suitable alternate relative) in an American accent.
The initial, Yo Mama (Your mother) can be combined with most types of insults which are suggestive of stupid or foolish behavior.

Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.

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Your mama is so ugly, that she made a blind kid cry.

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Yo momma so fat it's not even funny anymore.

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Yo Mama so stupid when I say, "Buy a boat" and she said, "What color?"

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Yo mamma so stupid she puts a piece of paper on the TV and says, "I'm watching paper-view."

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Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.

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Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!

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Your mama is so thin she stepped on a scale and a scale said no papers plz.

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Yo Mama so stupid she put a peephole in a glass door!

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Yo mama so dumb, when she tried to commit suicide she jumped out of the basement window.

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