Yo mama jokes

Yo mama jokes are a special type of one-liner jokes that mostly begin with 'Yo Mama's so...'
It is derived from the insulting of one's mother (or a suitable alternate relative) in an American accent.
The initial, Yo Mama (Your mother) can be combined with most types of insults which are suggestive of stupid or foolish behavior.

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Yo mama so poor when I ring her buzzer she says, "bzzzzzzzzz."

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Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!

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Your mama so ugly, when she went to a stripping club, they paid her to keep her clothes on.

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Yo mama so flat, the wall is jealous of her.

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Your momma is so old her social security number is 00.

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Your mama so dumb she stared at an orange juice carton because it said concentrate.

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Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.

rating: 3.39 of 285 votessend joke:

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Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!

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Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.

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Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."

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