Yo mama jokes

Yo mama jokes are a special type of one-liner jokes that mostly begin with 'Yo Mama's so...'
It is derived from the insulting of one's mother (or a suitable alternate relative) in an American accent.
The initial, Yo Mama (Your mother) can be combined with most types of insults which are suggestive of stupid or foolish behavior.

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Yo mama so ugly when she goes to the store she makes the onions cry.

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Yo mama so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion!

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Your mamas so fat that she has to use a paint roller to put her lipstick on.

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Yore mama so fat she turned a monster truck into a low rider

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Yo mama is so dumb she makes u look like a genius.

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Yo mama so poor when I ring her buzzer she says, "bzzzzzzzzz."

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Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!

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Your mama so ugly, when she went to a stripping club, they paid her to keep her clothes on.

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Yo mama so flat, the wall is jealous of her.

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Your momma is so old her social security number is 00.

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