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Why are women like parking spaces ?

Because all the best ones are taken....and the rest are handicapped.

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Why was the name "P.M.S." chosen ?

Because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.........

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I like my women the same as I like my whiskey ...
20 years old and mixed up with coke !

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How can you tell when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "a man once told me".

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Ive got a new anorexic girlfriend. Its not going too well though. I'm just seeing less and less of her ...

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- Jennifer, wanna go to my place?
- I am not Jennifer
- But I didn't ask about that...

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Why do women have smaller feet then men?
So that they can stand closer to the kitchen sink!

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A very fat woman comes into a store and tells the clerk,
"I would like to see a bikini that fits me."
Clerk, "me too..."

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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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