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A Woman asks a Waiter What is this fly doing in my Ice cream?
The waiter says, "SHIVERING MADAM".

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This guy comes back from the toilet, when a women says to him, "Hey, you have left your GARAGE door open"!"
As the man is zipping his fly up, he says with a big smile,"Did you see my big black hummer?"
The woman replies, "Nope just a MINI COOPER with two flat tires."

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Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Wome\'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

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Hunters and Women

Why do women love Hunters the best as lovers?

1. Hunters have the longest and most powerful rifles.
2. Hunters always......shoot twice.
3. Hunters love to......eat what they shoot!

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Ther are 3 girls in a car and a genie pops up and says you have 3 whishes...
I wish I was 50% smarter Poof your a Brunette head...
I wish I was 100% smarter, poof your a blonde head...
I Wish I was 100% Dumber, poof your a Man...

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Q. What book do you like the most?
A. Woman: "My husbands checkbook."

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A nice lady in a short skirt walks up to a police man on the street and says, "I have a problem."
The police man asked her what it is, she points to a man across the street and says, "See that man?"
The police man replies, "Yes, is he watching you?"
She replies, " NO!, that is the problem!"

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Q:Why did the woman cross the road?

A I don't know, the real question is, why was she out of the kitchen?

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Lisa needs brain surgery and figures its easier to buy a new brain. She asks the doctor what he has on sale.
"Well you're in luck I have two in stock, a man's brain for $1000, and a woman's for $100."
Surprised she asks why the price difference?
"Generally women brains run cheaper because they come to us used!"

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A lady went to see a tarot reader woman who'll predict her future:

- Lady, I'm sorry to inform you that your husband will die in the near future.
- Don't tell me things that I already know, tell me if there would be an investigation!!

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