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Ther are 3 girls in a car and a genie pops up and says you have 3 whishes...
I wish I was 50% smarter Poof your a Brunette head...
I wish I was 100% smarter, poof your a blonde head...
I Wish I was 100% Dumber, poof your a Man...

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Q. What book do you like the most?
A. Woman: "My husbands checkbook."

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A nice lady in a short skirt walks up to a police man on the street and says, "I have a problem."
The police man asked her what it is, she points to a man across the street and says, "See that man?"
The police man replies, "Yes, is he watching you?"
She replies, " NO!, that is the problem!"

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Q:Why did the woman cross the road?

A I don't know, the real question is, why was she out of the kitchen?

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Lisa needs brain surgery and figures its easier to buy a new brain. She asks the doctor what he has on sale.
"Well you're in luck I have two in stock, a man's brain for $1000, and a woman's for $100."
Surprised she asks why the price difference?
"Generally women brains run cheaper because they come to us used!"

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A lady went to see a tarot reader woman who'll predict her future:

- Lady, I'm sorry to inform you that your husband will die in the near future.
- Don't tell me things that I already know, tell me if there would be an investigation!!

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2 girls meet:

- me & my husband are no longer together...
- why?
- well, could you live with a person who smokes weed, drinks, has no job and always cusses?
- no, of course I couldn't!
- well he couldn't either!

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My girlfriend was complaining last night that I never listen to her. Or something like that ...

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Jim and Edna are both mental patients. One day Jim jumps into the swimming pool but, doesn't come up for air. Quick as a flash, Edna sees her friend in trouble, so dives in and pulls him out.

Later, the hospital director calls Edna into his office and sayes 'Edna, Ive got some good news and some bad news. The good news is, we are releasing you as you are obviously sane 'saving anothers life'. But unfortunately, the bad news is that Jim hanged himself in the bathroom ...'

'Oh no' Edna replies, 'that's where I put him to dry !'

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Whats six inches long, has a head on it and drives women wild ?
A fifty pound note !

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