Sport jokes

Sport jokes are jokes about sport discipline, game or particullar physicall activity.
Jokes also including profesional sportsmen and amateur sportmen doing sport just for fun or for to stay in good physical condition as other members of sport family (coaches, fans, referees .....)

Q: What's the difference between Manchesther united and a tea bag?
A: The tea bag can stay in the cup longer.

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Father: I was really good in soccer ....
Son : Have you played for Barcelona dad?
Father: Mind your school work...

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Dad shouts ....."STOP WATCHIN P*RN....I CAN HEAR IT IN MY ROOM!"
Son: Dad...I am NOT watching p*rn..... That is Maria Sharapova playing Tennis!!!

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Q: What's the difference between a teabag and england?
A: The teabag stays in the cup longer!

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Golfer: "How do you like my game?"
Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."

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Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."

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Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."

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Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."

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Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
Caddy: "I don't think you can keep your head down that long."

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Q: Why did the coach go to the bank
A: To get his quarter-back

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