Sport jokes
Sport jokes are jokes about sport discipline, game or particullar physicall activity.
Jokes also including profesional sportsmen and amateur sportmen doing sport just for fun or for to stay in good physical condition as other members of sport family (coaches, fans, referees .....)
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What are Real Madrid fans going to do after they win the "Copa del Rey"?
R : Shut down the play-station
There were 3 women going into a bus
The first one dropped her wallet and had blue pants on and the bus driver said u must support Chelsea.
An hour later another women went on a bus and dropped her bag and as she bent down she had red pants on, so the bus driver said you must support Manchester united.
Then straight after another women walked in and fell and had no pants on so the bus driver said you must support Arsnal.
Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?
Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.
Q:HOW DO SPORT PLAYERS STAY COOL IN A GAME?
A:THEY STAY IN FRONT OF SOME FANS!!!!
Q. How many aerobics instructors does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Four!...Three!...Two!...One!
A student went to class late, so the teacher asked him, "Why are you late?"
He told her, "I was dreaming of a Manchester United football match."
But that did not make any sense for the teacher so she ask, "Still why are you late?"
He answered, "Because there was extra time."
Paddy asks Murphy, 'Why do scuba divers fall off their boats backwards?"
Murphy replies, "If they fell forwards they'd still be on the f*cking boat!"
Why did the referee have such a high phone bill?
Because he made to many calls!
Billy and Joe were huge baseball fans.
One day, both Billy and Joe made a pact that if either of them were to die; they had to come back to the other in the form of a ghost to let the other know if baseball was played in heaven.
Sure enough, Billy dies and eventually comes to Joe one night in the form of a ghost.
A startled Joe realizes it is the ghost of his deceased friend and says "Billy, it is so good to see you...so tell me, is there baseball in Heaven?".
"Well", Billy says, "I have some good news and bad news for ya.
First the good news...YES, there is baseball in heaven!".
"Thank God!" Joe shouts...
"What is the bad news?!".
"You're pitching tomorrow."
A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity, looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. Generally, he was driving his partner nuts.
Finally his exasperated partner says, "What the heck is taking so long? Hit the ball!"
The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot."
His partner ponders this for a moment, and then replies:
"Forget it man, you don`t stand a snowball`s chance in hell of hitting her from here!"