School jokes are based on the interaction between teacher and students as well as amongst students themselves. Jokes are mostly are situated in school, university or dormitories.
Teacher: Has anyone heard of the word expensive?
Lily: Just right now!
rating: 3.25 of 16 votes
Teacher:¨Are you sleeping in my class¨?
Student:¨Well now I´m not but if you could be a little quieter I could¨
rating: 3.67 of 6 votes
The Teacher says to the class: Who ever stands up is stupid
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: I said who ever stands up is STUPID!
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: Johnny, do you really think that you are stupid?
Little Johnny: No Mrs, I just thought that maybe you are lonely being the only one standing.
rating: 4.09 of 5467 votes
Teacher: What exactly is MATH?
Boy: Mental Abuse To Humans
rating: 3.73 of 1042 votes
Teacher: Who answers my next question, can go home.
One boy throws his bag out the window.
Teacher: Who just threw that?
Boy: Me and I’m going home now.
rating: 3.9 of 2988 votes
Son: I can't go to school today.
Father: Why not?
Son: I don't feel so well.
Father: Where does it hurt?
Son: In school.
rating: 3.74 of 1290 votes
Teacher: Be sure that you go straight home
Student: I can't, I live just round the corner!
rating: 3.64 of 783 votes
Mother: What did you learn in school today
Son: How to write.
Mother: What did you write?
Son: I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet!
rating: 3.63 of 765 votes
TEACHER : What is further away, Australia or the Moon?
Pupil : Australia, you can see the Moon at night.
rating: 3.54 of 647 votes
Why did the student eat his homework?
Because his teacher said, it was a peace of cake.
rating: 3.57 of 674 votes