School jokes

School jokes are based on the interaction between teacher and students as well as amongst students themselves. Jokes are mostly are situated in school, university or dormitories.

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category: School jokes1.

The Teacher says to the class: Who ever stands up is stupid
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: I said who ever stands up is STUPID!
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: Johnny, do you really think that you are stupid?
Little Johnny: No Mrs, I just thought that maybe you are lonely being the only one standing.

rating: 4.07 of 7290 votes

category: School jokes2.

Teacher: What exactly is MATH?
Boy: Mental Abuse To Humans

rating: 3.84 of 1539 votes

category: School jokes3.

Teacher: Who answers my next question, can go home.
One boy throws his bag out the window.
Teacher: Who just threw that?
Boy: Me and I’m going home now.

rating: 3.9 of 2945 votes

category: School jokes4.

Son: I can't go to school today.
Father: Why not?
Son: I don't feel so well.
Father: Where does it hurt?
Son: In school.

rating: 3.64 of 837 votes

category: School jokes5.

Teacher: Be sure that you go straight home
Student: I can't, I live just round the corner!

rating: 3.55 of 620 votes

category: School jokes6.

Mother: What did you learn in school today
Son: How to write.
Mother: What did you write?
Son: I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet!

rating: 3.54 of 539 votes

category: School jokes7.

TEACHER : What is further away, Australia or the Moon?
Pupil : Australia, you can see the Moon at night.

rating: 3.45 of 468 votes

category: School jokes8.

Why did the student eat his homework?
Because his teacher said, it was a peace of cake.

rating: 3.47 of 492 votes

category: School jokes9.

Stacy: You know Tracy, sometimes I don't understand life.
Tracy: What do you mean?
Stacy: When we were a younger, we learnt to talk and to walk. At school, we always have to sit down and shut up...

rating: 3.52 of 486 votes

category: School jokes10.

Teacher: What makes you see?
Bobyjack: My eyes, my nose and my ears.
Teacher: True for the eyes but why for your ears and nose?
Bobyjack: It's to hold my glasses!!!

rating: 3.56 of 540 votes

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