category: Religious jokes
by: Kubo 10-6-2008
Why wasn't Jesus born in Tennessee?
They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.....
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category: Religious jokes
by: Kubo 9-3-2008
Jeff and Mike are in a car accident and both die.
Upon Jeff's arrival at the Pearly Gates, he is met by St. Peter.
"Where is my friend Mike?" Jeff asked.
St. Peter replies, "Well, Mike was not as fortunate as you. He went in
the other direction instead of getting into Heaven." Jeff was bothered
by this and asked, "Well, could I see Mike one more time just to be sure
he is OK?" So, Jeff and St. Peter walked over to the edge of Heaven and
looked down. There was Mike, on a sandy beach, with a gorgeous
sexy blonde in a bikini, and also with keg of beer. "I don't mean to
complain, but Mike seems to have it pretty nice down there in Hell,"
says Jeff. "It's not as it appears to be," says St. Peter. "You see,
the keg has a hole in it............. and the blonde doesn't."
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category: Religious jokes
by: Kubo 15-2-2008
A man is talking to God.
The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
God: "To me, it's about a minute."
The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God: "To me it's a penny."
The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
God: "Wait a minute."
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