Funny jokes abou politics.
Europe to Iceland:
Why did you send us volcanic ash? Our airspace has shut down.
Iceland: What? That's what you asked for isn't it?
Europe: NO! We said cash! CASH!
Two politician are having lunch together, all of a sudden one stood up and shouted, "Your lying."
The other replied, "I know but just hear me out."
Q: Why did Mexico send only a couple thousand Mexicans to fight in the Alamo?
A: Because they only had 4 trucks.
Mexicans cross the border 1....2....and 4 at one time, never 3. why?
Because the sign says - no tres passing.
Romanians and Russians playing at THE Olympics.
After a great fight Romanians wins the title.
Next day Putin sends a letter to Bucharest:
You played well.Stop.We all enjoy your game. Stop. We are so proud of you. Stop. Credits. Stop. Gas. Stop. Crops. Stop
One day Dick Cheney, George Bush and Laura Bush were in a private jet going to France.
Then, George Bush said, " If i throw this hundred dollar bill off this jet I'll make one person happy!"
Then Dick Cheney said, " Man if i throw ten, ten dollar bills down, I'll make ten people happy!"
Then Laura Bush said, " If I throw one hundred one dollar bills off this jet I'll make a hundred people happy."
Then the pilot said, " Man, if I throw these 3 losers outta this jet, I'll make six billion people happy."
Swine Flu is the only thing left in Mexico that still does its job.rating: 2.39 of 150 votessend joke:rate joke:
How many French men does it take to defend the city of Paris?
Don't know...its never been done.
Hilary Clinton, George Bush, Sarkozy, a boy and a monk were stuck on a plane that is falling fast. They are 5 but there are only 4 parachutes. Hilary said "I'm a woman, you cant leave a woman on a plane to die" so she took one and jumped. Bush said "I'm the smartest in the world, every one needs me" he took one and jumped. Sarkozy blabbed something in french that no one understood, he took one and jumped. The monk tells the boy "You take the last parachute, let me die" the boy said "Why? We can both jump." "How is that?" said the monk. the boy replies, "Because the so called smartest man Bush took my school bag and jumped!!!"rating: 3.04 of 898 votessend joke:rate joke:
A reporter asked Chris Rock who do you think would win the presidency?He said quickly Obama. When asked why, he replied, has anyone ran a race with a Kenyan and won?rating: 3.24 of 179 votessend joke:rate joke: