A one liner is a joke that is delivered in a single line. One liners are very simple jokes popular for their short and to-the-point humor. The art of one liner jokes is that they are over extremely quickly :-)
To some people, jokes that follow the format of a question followed by an answer are also considered one-liners.
Q: What is the biggest mouse in the world?
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any..rating: 2.84 of 239 votessend joke:rate joke:
Q: How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu?
A: If it's the flu, you'll get better.
Q: Should I have another baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
My idea of balanced diet is beer in each hand.rating: 3.12 of 173 votessend joke:rate joke:
Q: What do u find in an empty nose?
A: Finger prints.
Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids leave home.
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes school.
Q.What kind of bees make milk?
Q:What did one eye say to the other eye?
A:Between you and me something smells.