One line jokes

A one liner is a joke that is delivered in a single line. One liners are very simple jokes popular for their short and to-the-point humor. The art of one liner jokes is that they are over extremely quickly :-)
To some people, jokes that follow the format of a question followed by an answer are also considered one-liners.

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Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?

A: When the kids leave home.

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Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes school.

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Q.What kind of bees make milk?

A:Boobies

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Q:What did one eye say to the other eye?

A:Between you and me something smells.

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Q: Why is it hard to play the card game "Uno" with a group of Mexicans?

A: Because they all take the green cards.

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Q. What's the difference between an aerobics instructor and a dentist?
A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

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Q. An ethical lawyer, an honest politician, and a merciful aerobics instructor all fall out of an airplane. Which one hits the ground first?

A. It doesn't matter - none of them exist.

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Q. What's the difference between an aerobics instructor and a well mannered professional torturer?
A. The torturer would apologize first.

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Q: Whats long, hard, and full of seman?

A: A submarine.

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If your aunt had balls she would be your uncle!

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