One line jokes

A one liner is a joke that is delivered in a single line. One liners are very simple jokes popular for their short and to-the-point humor. The art of one liner jokes is that they are over extremely quickly :-)
To some people, jokes that follow the format of a question followed by an answer are also considered one-liners.

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Q: Whats big, red, and looks like a bucket?
A: A big, red bucket.

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What dog can't bark?
A hot dog.

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Q: What did the dog say when he sat on the sand paper?

A: Ruff.

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What do you call a cow with no legs??
Ground beef.

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The road to success is always under CONSTRUCTION!

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A horse went into a bar. The barman said..."Why the long face?"

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Q: What do you call a monkey on a mine field ?

A: a baboom

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What do you get if you cross a bee with a skunk? An animal that stinks and stings!

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A man just got out of jail and ran down the road saying, "I'm free I,m free" and this little boy said, "Whow I'm four."

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Q: Witch gate that we cant enter?
A: Bill gate

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