One line jokes

A one liner is a joke that is delivered in a single line. One liners are very simple jokes popular for their short and to-the-point humor. The art of one liner jokes is that they are over extremely quickly :-)
To some people, jokes that follow the format of a question followed by an answer are also considered one-liners.

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Q:Which one came first egg or chicken?
A: I don't care I just want my breakfast served.

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My wife and I took out life insurance on each other -- so now it's just a waiting game.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.... it COULD happen.

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A HANDSOME INTELLIGENT SENITIVE MAN?
A: A RUMOR.

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Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick.

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Q: What is the diffrent between a girl and a cellphone...
A: You can put a selfone on silent.

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I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

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Q: What does a clock do when it's hungry?
A: Goes back 4 secounds!!!

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Research shows that 90% of men don't know how to use condom, these people are called DADS.....

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I will open the door and kick you out of the window!!!

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