One line jokes

A one liner is a joke that is delivered in a single line. One liners are very simple jokes popular for their short and to-the-point humor. The art of one liner jokes is that they are over extremely quickly :-)
To some people, jokes that follow the format of a question followed by an answer are also considered one-liners.

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Did you hear the story about the giraffe?
Forget it its too long.

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Q: What animal has 2 legs 2 eyes 2wind can't fly has a peek ?
A: It's a died bird

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What do you get when you cross a snoman and a vampire?
Frost bite.

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Q: What do you call a man who lives in an envelope?
A: Bill.

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Q: Waiter how long will the chips be?
A: About five centimeters each, I expect sir.

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Wanna know why divorces are so expensive?
Because they're worth it.

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What did the cow say to the other cow?
Nothing because they cant talk.

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Q: Why did the motorcycle take a break?

A: Because it was "TWO TIRED"!

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Q: What do you do when you throw a clock up in the air
A: Times up!

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Q: Whats big, red, and looks like a bucket?
A: A big, red bucket.

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