One line jokes

A one liner is a joke that is delivered in a single line. One liners are very simple jokes popular for their short and to-the-point humor. The art of one liner jokes is that they are over extremely quickly :-)
To some people, jokes that follow the format of a question followed by an answer are also considered one-liners.

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What do you get if you cross a bee with a skunk? An animal that stinks and stings!

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A man just got out of jail and ran down the road saying, "I'm free I,m free" and this little boy said, "Whow I'm four."

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Q: Witch gate that we cant enter?
A: Bill gate

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What do u call a cop with out back up and a gun???

Dead...

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Q : What is the difference between women and magnets ?

A : Magnets have also positive side.

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Q: What happens to the man who lost his whole left side of his body?
A: He is all right now.

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Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's s*x?

A: Wait until it's born.

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Q: What is the biggest mouse in the world?

A: Enormous

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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any..

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Q: How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu?

A: If it's the flu, you'll get better.

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