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Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.rating: 2.2 of 74 votessend joke:rate joke:
Virginity is not dignity, but lack of opportunity.rating: 3.06 of 158 votessend joke:rate joke:
Did you hear about the blonde with an I.Q. of 2?
She was pregnant.
A woman yells to a blonde walking along a river, "How do I get on the other side!?" The blonde says, "You are on the other side!"rating: 3.39 of 128 votessend joke:rate joke:
Q:What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A:There actually been sightings of Bigfoot.
A man had a party where all the rich people attend.
And the he had a pool with alligators. So he announced that anyone who will swim across this pool and come out alive will be granted three wishes.
But no one wanted to go for the challenge. All of a sudden, there was a big splash and a man was swimming like a hell and came out alive.
So the host asked, "What are your three wishes?"
The man replied, "Give me the shotgun and bulllets and show me the idiot that pushed me in ...."
A Democrat walks into a doctor's office with a frog sitting on his head.
The frog looks at the doctor and says, "Hey doc , can you get this wart off my ass?
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. 'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the! Salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!' The wife stared at him. 'What in the world is wrong with you?You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?' The husband calmly replied, 'I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving.'rating: 3.94 of 395 votessend joke:rate joke:
In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth... After that, everything else was Made in China.rating: 3.72 of 191 votessend joke:rate joke:
Dont drink and drive, might hit a bump and spill it.rating: 3.05 of 177 votessend joke:rate joke: