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A wife told his husband to whisper her dirty things, the man then replied, "The kitchen, the living room, the conservatory and the dining room."

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Why did the student eat his homework?
Because his teacher said, it was a peace of cake.

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Two men are by a hole they both wonder how deep it is so they pick up a rock and throw it in..... don't hear anything so they pick up an old transmission and throw it in they listen.... don't hear anything.
Then they see a goat running at them full speed and it jumps into the hole.
A farmer coming to them the farmer asks them, "Have you seen my goat?"
The two men say, "Well we saw a goat jump into this hole?"
The farmer says, "Well that could not be my goat, my goat was tied to a transmission."

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MEN Vs WOMEN
1. MEN discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT. WOMEN discovered paint and invented makeup.
2. Men discovered word and invented conversation. Women discovered conversation and invented gossip.
3. Men discovered gambling and invented cards. Women discovered cards and invented Witchery.
4. Men discovered trading and invented money. Women discovered money and invented shopping. There after Men have discovered and invented lots of things while Women STUCK TO SHOPPING.

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3 women are waiting to be executed one is a brunette, one is a red head and one is a blonde.

The brunette is called up and the executer says do you have any last words and she says no. The exucter then continues and says ready aim and the brunette shouts earthquake everyone is startled and jumps to the floor while the brunette escapes.

Then the red head is called up and once again the exucter shouts any last words and once again the red head replies no. So the executer shouts ready aim and the red head shouts tornado everyone is scared and starts running around while the red head escapes.

By now the blonde understands what she has to do so when she gets called up and the executer asks her if she has any last words she says no. Then once again the executer shouts ready aim and the brunette shouts FIRE!

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A investigator!

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Q: What is the different between bird and fly?
A: Bird can fly, but fly cant bird.

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Q: What's the difference between Manchesther united and a tea bag?
A: The tea bag can stay in the cup longer.

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Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.

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Following the crash of a single seater plane into a graveyard just outside Dublin a spokesman for the Irish police said that they were unable to give a final d*ath toll but so far they had recovered 116 bodies.

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