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category: Yo mama jokes2-9-2010

Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" and she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."

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category: D*rty jokes31-8-2010

During a war warrior shouted against 3 ladies
Warrior: I am going to r*pe you all.
Younger lady: But please leave our grand mother.
Grand mother: Shut up, war is war.

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category: Yo mama jokes30-8-2010

Yo mama so stupid she stole a free sample.

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category: Work & Office jokes27-8-2010

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 C.
The Russians used a pencil.

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category: Religious jokes26-8-2010

Frank was rather sad when he saw an atheist lying dead on the table.
And the Frank said:
"Look at him...at dressed up and nowhere to go!"

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category: D*rty jokes25-8-2010

A boy come suddenly and find out his dad having s*x with his mom.
He said, "Hey dad, wha are you doing?"
Dad: "I'm just making baby for you ."
Boy: "So come on, have your way with me and make me a nice bike.",

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category: One line jokes19-8-2010

Did you hear the story about the giraffe?
Forget it its too long.

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category: Yo mama jokes18-8-2010

Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.

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category: Chuck Norris jokes17-8-2010

I hate Chuck Norris. Oh SHI...

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category: Animal jokes16-8-2010

Q: Why does a dog stay in a shadow.
A: Because it doesn't want to be a Hotdog.

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