A **math jokes** are a form of humor which relies on aspects of mathematics. The humor may come from a pun, or from a double meaning of a mathematical term. It may also come from a lay person's misunderstanding of a mathematical concept. **Math jokes** are frequently inaccessible to those without a mathematical bent.

category: **Math jokes**

Teacher asks student: What is the half of 8?

Student: Miss horizontally or vertically?

Teacher: What do mean?

Student: Horizontally it is 0 and vertically it is 3.

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category: **Math jokes**

Q: Why did the mathbook kill himself?

A: Because nobody understood him.

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category: **Math jokes**

Maths is like s*x....

ADD the bed

MINUS the clothes

DIVIDE the legs

and pray you don't MULTIPLY.

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category: **Math jokes**

S*x is just like math.

Add the bed.

Subtract the clothes.

Divide the legs.

And hope they don't multiply.

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category: **Math jokes**

Q: Why was the math textbook so sad?

A: He had a lot of problems!

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category: **Math jokes**

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.

One says, "I've lost my electron".

The other says, "Are you sure?"

The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive...

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category: **Math jokes**

Did you hear about the mathematician with constipation ?

He had to work it out with a pencil......

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category: **Math jokes**

What did one math book say to the other math book?

"I don't know about you man, but I got a lot of problems!"

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category: **Math jokes**

why is 6 afraid of 7?

-because 7 ate 9!!!!

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category: **Math jokes**

A team of engineers were required to measure the height of a flag pole. They only had a measuring tape, and were getting quite frustrated trying to keep the tape along the pole. It kept falling down, etc. A mathematician comes along, finds out their problem, and proceeds to remove the pole from the ground and measure it easily. When he leaves, one engineer says to the other: "Just like a mathematician! We need to know the height, and he gives us the length!"

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