A math jokes are a form of humor which relies on aspects of mathematics. The humor may come from a pun, or from a double meaning of a mathematical term. It may also come from a lay person's misunderstanding of a mathematical concept. Math jokes are frequently inaccessible to those without a mathematical bent.
Teacher asks student: What is the half of 8?
Student: Miss horizontally or vertically?
Teacher: What do mean?
Student: Horizontally it is 0 and vertically it is 3.
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Q: Why did the mathbook kill himself?
A: Because nobody understood him.
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Maths is like s*x....
ADD the bed
MINUS the clothes
DIVIDE the legs
and pray you don't MULTIPLY.
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S*x is just like math.
Add the bed.
Subtract the clothes.
Divide the legs.
And hope they don't multiply.
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Q: Why was the math textbook so sad?
A: He had a lot of problems!
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Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One says, "I've lost my electron".
The other says, "Are you sure?"
The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive...
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Did you hear about the mathematician with constipation ?
He had to work it out with a pencil......
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What did one math book say to the other math book?
"I don't know about you man, but I got a lot of problems!"
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why is 6 afraid of 7?
-because 7 ate 9!!!!
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A team of engineers were required to measure the height of a flag pole. They only had a measuring tape, and were getting quite frustrated trying to keep the tape along the pole. It kept falling down, etc. A mathematician comes along, finds out their problem, and proceeds to remove the pole from the ground and measure it easily. When he leaves, one engineer says to the other: "Just like a mathematician! We need to know the height, and he gives us the length!"send funny joke:
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