Kids jokes are jokes for kids and children of all ages. Jokes are short and simple that kids can understand and remember them. Jokes are often coming from kids questions and kids logic which are creating a humorous situation. The simplicity of such jokes allows an individual of virtually any age to get a good laugh.
Why did the Skeleton go to the movies by himself?
He had no body to go with him.
Question: Which is the oldest animal in the world?
Answer: The Zebra. It is the only animal that is still black and white.
Roshni: What kind of fish is this?
Aquarium keeper: Jelly Fish
Roshni: Which flavor it is?
A pirate was on his ship and his watchman comes to him and says, "1 enemy ship on the horizont."
The captain says, "Bring me my red shirt, no men get injured or die."
So the watchman comes to him and asks, "Why did you want your red shirt?"
The captain says, "Because if i get injured they won't see and keep on fighting."
So the watchman comes to him again and says, "20 enemy ships on the horizont."
The captain says, "Bring me my brown pants."
What are elephants that wears tiny glass slippers?
What's the opposite of Dominoes?
Domi doesnt know.
What do you call a dear with no eyes?
fish vendor: only 50 cents, very very fresh ,if you dont someone else will.
thief: how much do you have
fish vendor : only 50 cents
thief : are you trying to be fresh with me
fish vendor: very very fresh
thief: do you want me to kill you
fish vendor :if you don't someone else will.
What did the tooth brush want to become when he grew older?
This guy went to school and he asked
"May I use the bathroom?"
The teacher replied, " no not unless you say your abc's."
The guy said "a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z."
The teacher asked "Where's the p?
He replied, " running down my leg!"