Kids jokes

Kids jokes are jokes for kids and children of all ages. Jokes are short and simple that kids can understand and remember them. Jokes are often coming from kids questions and kids logic which are creating a humorous situation. The simplicity of such jokes allows an individual of virtually any age to get a good laugh.

A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.
He inquisitively ask the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"
She replied, "I'm having a baby."
With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"
She said, "He sure is."
Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"
She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby."
With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked...
"Then why did you eat him?"

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Q: How do you fit 4 elephants into a mini?
A: 2 in the front 2 in he back.
Q: How do you fit 4 girrafes into a mini?
A: You can't because the elephants are in thier.
Q: How do you know there is 2 elephants in the fridge?
A: There's foot prints in the butter.
Q: How do you know there's 3 elephants in the fridge?
A: You can't close the door.
Q: How do you know there's 4 elephants in the fridge?
A: ...............there will be a mini parked outside.

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John: How old are you?
Peter: Hmmm..I'm 7
John: You know what, when I was your age, I was also 7.

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Q: What is a bee that cant make up his mind?
A: A maybe.

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Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn't have the guts!

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Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student: Mahatma Gandhi was born.
Teacher: What happened in 1873?
Student: Gandhi was four years old

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What did the red light say to the green light?
Don't look I'm changing!

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A skeleton walks into a bar and says,"Give me a drink and rag."

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What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano?
Stop erupting me.

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