Kids jokes

Kids jokes are jokes for kids and children of all ages. Jokes are short and simple that kids can understand and remember them. Jokes are often coming from kids questions and kids logic which are creating a humorous situation. The simplicity of such jokes allows an individual of virtually any age to get a good laugh.

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Q: What happens when you feed gun powder to a chicken?
A: Egg-splosion

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.

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What is a bunny's favorite music?

Hip-hop.

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A kid asks his father:
Kid: Daddy why do i have to go to bed?
Dad: Because the bed wont come to you.

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Why did the tomato turn red?
Because he saw the salad dressing.

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What happened when the shark became famous?
He tured into a starfish.

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Kid threw the butter out the window, he wanted to see a butterfly.

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Doctor doctor I feel that Im a pack of card. What can I do ?
Doctor: I deal with you later.

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A Ham sandwich walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.
The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve food."

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A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.
He inquisitively ask the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"
She replied, "I'm having a baby."
With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"
She said, "He sure is."
Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"
She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby."
With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked...
"Then why did you eat him?"

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