Kids jokes

Kids jokes are jokes for kids and children of all ages. Jokes are short and simple that kids can understand and remember them. Jokes are often coming from kids questions and kids logic which are creating a humorous situation. The simplicity of such jokes allows an individual of virtually any age to get a good laugh.

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category: Kids jokes1.

Q: What do you get if you mix a rabbit and a snake?
A: A jump rope!

rating: 3.61 of 912 votes

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Q: What is a banana's favorite gymnastic move?
A: The splits!

rating: 3.62 of 767 votes

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Q: What is a sheep's favorite sport?
A: Baaasket baaall!!!

rating: 3.56 of 686 votes

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Q: How do you put a elephant in the fridge?
A: Open the door, put the elephant in and close the door.
Q: How do you put a giraffe if the fridge?
A: Open the door take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and clase the door.

rating: 3.44 of 697 votes

category: Kids jokes5.

Q: What happens when you feed gun powder to a chicken?
A: Egg-splosion

rating: 3.6 of 738 votes

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.

rating: 3.52 of 659 votes

category: Kids jokes7.

What is a bunny's favorite music?

Hip-hop.

rating: 3.58 of 758 votes

category: Kids jokes8.

A kid asks his father:
Kid: Daddy why do i have to go to bed?
Dad: Because the bed wont come to you.

rating: 3.52 of 654 votes

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Why did the tomato turn red?
Because he saw the salad dressing.

rating: 3.56 of 652 votes

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What happened when the shark became famous?
He tured into a starfish.

rating: 3.54 of 643 votes

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