Dirty jokes

Dirty jokes are based on taboo, often s*xual content or vocabulary.
Jokes deals with topics that are considered to be in poor taste or overly vulgar by the prevailing morals in a culture.

During a war warrior shouted against 3 ladies
Warrior: I am going to r*pe you all.
Younger lady: But please leave our grand mother.
Grand mother: Shut up, war is war.

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A boy come suddenly and find out his dad having s*x with his mom.
He said, "Hey dad, wha are you doing?"
Dad: "I'm just making baby for you ."
Boy: "So come on, have your way with me and make me a nice bike.",

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Teacher: "Can you tell the name of 3 great Kings who have brought happpines and peace into people lives?"
Student: " Smo-king", Drin-king and Fuc-king"

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What did the Left Nut say to the right nut?
Don't talk to the guy in the middle he's a d*ck!.....

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Two cannibals were eating a Clown.
One cannibal look at the other cannibal and said, "Does it taste funny to you?"

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Dad says to his son, "Don't mast*rbate to much because you will go blind."
Son say, "I'm over here?"

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A man is working a a d*ldo store, when a brunette walks in.
She asks him how much for the black d*ldo? he replies $50 for the black one, $50 for the white one. She leaves without purchasing anything.
A red head walks in and asks him how much for the white d*ldo? he replies $50 for the white one, $50 for the black one. she doesn't buy anything.
A blonde enters the store and asks him how much for a d*ldo? He answers $50 for a black one, $50 for a white one.
She asks how much for the plaid one on the shelf behind him? he says oh thats a very special one, thats $250. She buys it.
At closing, the manager walk in and asks the man how much he sold. The man said no d*ldos but i sold your thermos for $250.

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When did Pinocio realized that he is made from wood?
When his right arm caught on fire...

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Q: What does a blonde and a vacuum cleaner have in common?
A: They blow, suck, an can fit in a closet.

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Being a very religious kind of person, when I checked into my hotel, I said to the woman at the desk; "I hope the p*rn channel in my room is disabled."
"No," she said, "It's regular p*rn, you sick b*stard!!"

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