category: Computer jokes
by: Kubo 10-6-2008
"Knock, knock.Who's there?"
very long pause...
"Java."
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category: Computer jokes
by: kubo 21-5-2008
What's the difference between a computer salesman and a used-car salesman?
The used-car salesman KNOWS when he's lying.
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category: Computer jokes
by: Kubo 26-2-2008
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!" He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
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