Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris jokes are jokes about martial artist and actor Chuck Norris that have become an Internet phenomenon and as a result have become widespread in popular culture.
The jokes typically claim that Chuck Norris is some type of irate, all-powerful superbeing.

Do you know why God is called "God"?
Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.

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Chuck Norris invented the spoon because it's too easy to kill someone with a knife or fork.

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The only reason you woke up this morning is because Chuck Norris allowed you too.

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Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.

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It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.

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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

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Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.

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Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.

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Chuck Norris taught Micheal Jackson to moonwalk.

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Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine.
We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.

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