Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris jokes are jokes about martial artist and actor Chuck Norris that have become an Internet phenomenon and as a result have become widespread in popular culture.
The jokes typically claim that Chuck Norris is some type of irate, all-powerful superbeing.

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If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.

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Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.

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Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.

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Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris makes onions CRY!!!

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People have near-death experiences. Death has Near-Chuck-Norris experiences.

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Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.

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Chuck Norris gives Fred Kruger nightmares.

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Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.

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You know the movie, Alien VS Predator? Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.

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