Chuck Norris jokes are jokes about martial artist and actor Chuck Norris that have become an Internet phenomenon and as a result have become widespread in popular culture.
The jokes typically claim that Chuck Norris is some type of irate, all-powerful superbeing.
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If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
rating: 3.56 of 128 votessend joke:rate:Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
rating: 3.52 of 201 votessend joke:rate:Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
rating: 3.52 of 236 votessend joke:rate:Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
rating: 3.4 of 119 votessend joke:rate:Chuck Norris makes onions CRY!!!
rating: 3.23 of 117 votessend joke:rate:People have near-death experiences. Death has Near-Chuck-Norris experiences.
rating: 3.3 of 135 votessend joke:rate:Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
rating: 3.48 of 135 votessend joke:rate:Chuck Norris gives Fred Kruger nightmares.
rating: 3.09 of 383 votessend joke:rate:Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
rating: 3.44 of 148 votessend joke:rate:You know the movie, Alien VS Predator? Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
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