Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris jokes are jokes about martial artist and actor Chuck Norris that have become an Internet phenomenon and as a result have become widespread in popular culture.
The jokes typically claim that Chuck Norris is some type of irate, all-powerful superbeing.

Chuck Norris waits for no man.... Not even himself

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Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom
Because he never f*cks up

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God created human. Chuck Norris created God.

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Chuck Norris could start a fire with 2 ice cubes.

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There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.

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Chuck Norris doesn't swim (even though he can), the water holds Chuck Norris up.

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I hate Chuck Norris. Oh SHI...

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Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up.
Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!

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The quickest way to a mans heart is with Chuck Norris' fist!

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Chuck Norris only mast*rbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.

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