Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris jokes are jokes about martial artist and actor Chuck Norris that have become an Internet phenomenon and as a result have become widespread in popular culture.
The jokes typically claim that Chuck Norris is some type of irate, all-powerful superbeing.

Chuck Norris can speak braille.

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In an average living room there are 242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

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Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just sleep in the ground for a little bit.

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Chuck Norris doesnt have the internet, he has already seen every internet site.

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If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".

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Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by........ Chuck Norris.

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There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.

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Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.

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If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!

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Chuck Norris doesn't m*sturbate, he r*pes his hand.

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