Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris jokes are jokes about martial artist and actor Chuck Norris that have become an Internet phenomenon and as a result have become widespread in popular culture.
The jokes typically claim that Chuck Norris is some type of irate, all-powerful superbeing.

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

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Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.

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If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.

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Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

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Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about.

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Chuck Norris went to the White House to cast the final vote today against the 700 Billion Dollar bailout. When asked about his final decision Chuck stood up crumbled his ballot tossed it in the air and round house kicked it back to the Corporate CEO's. The next day when the news media approached the Corporate CEO's and asked about the White House decision the response was, Fucking Norris round house kicked are asses!

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Chuck Norris calender goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris email adress is Yahoo@chucknorris.com.

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Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.

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Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.

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