Chuck Norris jokes are jokes about martial artist and actor Chuck Norris that have become an Internet phenomenon and as a result have become widespread in popular culture. The jokes are normally absurd hyperbolic claims about Norris's toughness, attitude, virility, sophistication and masculinity. The jokes typically claim that Chuck Norris is some type of irate, all-powerful superbeing.
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by: kevmet16 2-6-2008
Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
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by: kevmet16 2-6-2008
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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by: kevmet16 2-6-2008
Chuck Norris can read Braille with his scrotum.
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by: KEVMET16 2-6-2008
Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
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by: Kubo 28-5-2008
Some people wear Superman pajamas.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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by: Kubo 28-5-2008
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom.
Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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by: Kubo 11-3-2008
Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
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by: Kubo 29-2-2008
Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent. They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
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by: Kubo 29-2-2008
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control
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by: Kubo 29-2-2008
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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