Chuck Norris jokes are jokes about martial artist and actor Chuck Norris that have become an Internet phenomenon and as a result have become widespread in popular culture.
The jokes typically claim that Chuck Norris is some type of irate, all-powerful superbeing.
Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch...
He saw it 3 times a day.
Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.rating: 2.26 of 140 votessend joke:rate joke:
Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.rating: 2.42 of 115 votessend joke:rate joke:
Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.rating: 3.42 of 226 votessend joke:rate joke:
Once chuck norris and time had race.
Result: The time is still running.
Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.rating: 2.58 of 196 votessend joke:rate joke:
Suicide committed Chuck Norris.rating: 2.98 of 169 votessend joke:rate joke:
When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.rating: 3.14 of 162 votessend joke:rate joke:
IF IT WALKS LIKE A DUCK, TALKS LIKE A DUCK, AND SMELLS LIKE A DUCK BUT CHUCK NORRIS SAYS ITS A GIRRAFE ITS A DAMN GIRRAFE!rating: 3.56 of 224 votessend joke:rate joke:
Chuck Norris made The Joker lose his permanent smile.rating: 2.72 of 158 votessend joke:rate joke: