Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris jokes are jokes about martial artist and actor Chuck Norris that have become an Internet phenomenon and as a result have become widespread in popular culture.
The jokes typically claim that Chuck Norris is some type of irate, all-powerful superbeing.

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Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch...
He saw it 3 times a day.

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Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.

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Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.

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Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.

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Once chuck norris and time had race.
Result: The time is still running.

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Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.

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Suicide committed Chuck Norris.

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When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.

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IF IT WALKS LIKE A DUCK, TALKS LIKE A DUCK, AND SMELLS LIKE A DUCK BUT CHUCK NORRIS SAYS ITS A GIRRAFE ITS A DAMN GIRRAFE!

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Chuck Norris made The Joker lose his permanent smile.

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