Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of dumb blonde women.
Blonde jokes
nearly always take the format of the blonde placing herself in a situation or making a comment that serves to highlight her lack of intelligence.

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category: Blonde jokes17-2-2010

How do you know if a blonde has been in your car???

The gear stick is wet.

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category: Blonde jokes12-2-2010

How do you confuse a blonde?

Put three shovels against the wall and tell her to take her pick.

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category: Blonde jokes3-2-2010

A black man is talking to a blond white woman.
"If we ever have kids, what will they look like?"

The blond white women says, "They will be zebras."

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category: Blonde jokes20-1-2010

Why did the blonde give her computer cough medicine?

It had a virus.

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category: Blonde jokes19-1-2010

Why did the blonde spray her computer with raid?

It had a bug.

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category: Blonde jokes10-1-2010

How do you get a 1 armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave.

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category: Blonde jokes8-1-2010

What do u do when a blond girl throws a grenade at u???

U pull the pin out and throw it back!!!

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category: Blonde jokes29-12-2009

How many blonde jokes are there?
1 the rest of them are true stories.

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category: Blonde jokes11-12-2009

Why did the blonde tip-toe across the medicine cabinet?

So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

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category: Blonde jokes6-9-2009

What do u call a blonde with one brain cell?

Intelligent.

What do u call a blonde with two brain cells?

Pregnant.

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