Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of dumb blonde women.
Blonde jokes nearly always take the format of the blonde placing herself in a situation or making a comment that serves to highlight her lack of intelligence.
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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
Why does a blonde smile during a lighting storm?
Because she think, that picture being taking.
What's the blondes idea of safe s*x?
Locking the car door.
Q: 17 blonds stand out side a workout room, why don't they go in
A: The sign says must be 18 to enter.
Blonde: Hey, What does 'IDK' mean?
Brunnete: I don't know.
Blonde: Oh my god NOBODY KNOWS!
Q: Why did the blonde write her test in the aeroplane?
A: Because she wanted high marks.
How do you know if a blonde has been in your car???
The gear stick is wet.
How do you confuse a blonde?
Put three shovels against the wall and tell her to take her pick.
A black man is talking to a blond white woman.
"If we ever have kids, what will they look like?"
The blond white women says, "They will be zebras."
Why did the blonde give her computer cough medicine?
It had a virus.
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