Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of dumb blonde women.
Blonde jokes nearly always take the format of the blonde placing herself in a situation or making a comment that serves to highlight her lack of intelligence.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

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Why does a blonde smile during a lighting storm?
Because she think, that picture being taking.

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What's the blondes idea of safe s*x?
Locking the car door.

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Q: 17 blonds stand out side a workout room, why don't they go in
A: The sign says must be 18 to enter.

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Blonde: Hey, What does 'IDK' mean?
Brunnete: I don't know.
Blonde: Oh my god NOBODY KNOWS!

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Q: Why did the blonde write her test in the aeroplane?
A: Because she wanted high marks.

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How do you know if a blonde has been in your car???

The gear stick is wet.

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How do you confuse a blonde?

Put three shovels against the wall and tell her to take her pick.

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A black man is talking to a blond white woman.
"If we ever have kids, what will they look like?"

The blond white women says, "They will be zebras."

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Why did the blonde give her computer cough medicine?

It had a virus.

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