Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of dumb blonde women.
Blonde jokes nearly always take the format of the blonde placing herself in a situation or making a comment that serves to highlight her lack of intelligence.

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A boy and a blonde a stranded, in a blazing hot desert. They walk for miles and come across a shop. The boy buys food and water for the journey whilst the blonde bought a car door. "What will you do with a car door?" asked the boy and the blonde replies, "So that I can roll down the window for fresh hair when it gets too hot"

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A blonde walks into gun shop and says my husband asked me to get him some ammo for his rifle. The clerk asked why and she said when my husband came home I was in the middle of nailing his brother, so he told me he was going to take me into the woods and show me how to shoot a gun.

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A blonde walks into a library.
"PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs.
"Sir, this is a library," the librarian says.
"Oh, sorry," he whispers. "Please can I have a cheeseburger?"

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Q: Why don't blonds make ice cubes?
A: Because they don't know the recipe.

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A blonde and brunette are having tea when suddenly the phone rings. The blonde picks it up and immediantely starts crying.
Her brunette friend asks her, "Why are you crying dear?"
Blonde says, "Because my mom just called and said that my father just died. "I'm so sorry," says the brunette.
The blonde finally stops crying, when the phone rings again. She picks it up and starts crying again.
The brunette asks again whats wrong, to which the blonde replies, "My brother just called and said that his father died too."

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The two blonds have met and one of them says, "Yesterday, during the blackout I got stuck in a lift for three hours!"
"It's nothing. I was standing on an escalator for three hours!", says other blonde.

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I came over to my blonde friend the other day and said, "Hey look a dead bird."
She looked up in the sky and said, "Where?"

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Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 100, 1 to hold the lightbulb & 99 to turn the house.

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What was the blonde thinking while she was in jail?

Why I am here? All I did, was borrow that dimond ring, when the store was close!!

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What happened to the blonde at the soccer stadium?
She drowned in the mexican wave.

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