category: Bar jokes
by: Kubo 12-5-2008
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.
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category: Bar jokes
by: Kubo 24-3-2008
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I mean really, really, really drunk. When the bar closed he got up to go home. As he stumbled out the door he saw a nun walking on the sidewalk. So he stumbled over to the nun and punched her in the face. Well the nun was really surprised but before she could do or say anything he punched her again. This time she fell down and he stumbled over to her and kicked her in the butt. Then he picked her up and threw her into a wall. By this time the nun was pretty weak and couldn't move. So then he stumbled over to her, put his face right next to hers and said. "Not very strong tonight, are you Batman?"
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category: Bar jokes
by: Kubo 9-3-2008
Edward walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with a key in his
hand. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches. "Can I help you,
fella?", asks the cop. "Yesssh, ssshombody stol my car!" Edward replies.
The cop asks, "Okay, where was your car the last time you saw it?". "It
was at the end of this key", Edward replies. At this point the cop looks
down to see that Edwards penis is hanging out of his trousers. The cop
asks Edward , "Hey buddy, are you aware that you're exposing yourself?
Edward looks down sadly and moans, "OHHH GOD...they got Julie too!!! "
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category: Bar jokes
by: Kubo 27-2-2008
> Tony ambled into a bar, and noticed a bucket behind the counter filled to
> the brim with cash.
> "Is there a contest on to win that dough?" Tony asked the bartender.
> "Yep," the barkeep responded, "It costs $50 to enter, and then you have to
> do three things: First you've got to knock out Spike, our 300-pound
> bouncer. Then we've got a pit bull out back with an abscessed tooth, and
> it's up to you to yank it out. Finally, the 90-yearold lady who owns this
> place is upstairs. If you can give her a multiple-orgasm, all the money's
> yours."
> Tony was up for it. He paid the fee and approached the hulking doorman.
> With a single blow, Tony knocked Spike cold.
> Triumphant, Tony stormed into the bar's backyard. The patrons listened
> to the pit bull's ferocious bark for several minutes, which was followed
> by a series of hysterical yelps.
>
> Covered with nicks and scratches, Tony reentered the saloon and yelled:
> "Two down! Now where's that old broad with the abscessed tooth?"
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category: Bar jokes
by: Kubo 27-2-2008
Two irish walking past a pub.
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