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Q: Why does a dog stay in a shadow.
A: Because it doesn't want to be a Hotdog.

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Q: What do you call a cow during an earthquake?
A: A milk shake.

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Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
A: Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels!

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What's a crocodile's favorite shoe?
A Crocs.

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What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come!!!

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What goes black white black white.........?
A penguin rolling down a hill!

What's black and white and laughing?
The penguin who pushed him!

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Imagine that ur in the forest where there is a tiger in front of you right about to eat you. What do you do?
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U stop imagining...

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Ben:My dog doesn't have nose!
Joey:How does he smell then?
Ben:Awful!

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Two zebras meet and begin to argue about whether they are white with black stripes or black with white stripes.
The first zebra goes and asks God.
God responds by saying, "You are what are."
So the zebra returns and says to the other zebra we are white with black stripes.
The other zebra says how do you know? What did God say?
The zebra replies saying he said we are what we are. If we were black with white stripes he would have said, "You is what you is."

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A child was continually asking his Mom to buy him a hamster.
When she did, the child looked after it for a couple of days, but soon he got bored, and it became the Mom's responsibility to feed it.
One day she got upset with the her son's carelessness and asked him, "How many times do you think this hamster would have died until now, if I wasn't looking after it?"
The child replied, "Um, I don't know. Once?"

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