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category: Animal jokes41.

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later, there is a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says, "What the hell was that all about?"

rating: 3.57 of 661 votes

category: School jokes42.

Ms.Battle: Henry, I hope I didn't see you copying Casey's math test.
Henry: I hope you didn't either.

rating: 3.57 of 633 votes

category: Kids jokes43.

What happened when the shark became famous?
He tured into a starfish.

rating: 3.57 of 722 votes

category: Computer jokes44.

Q: What does a baby computer call its dad?
A: Data

rating: 3.57 of 660 votes

category: School jokes45.

Teacher: I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT!!!! DO I HAVE TO SPELL EVERYTHING FOR YOU?!
Studen: No I can spell EVERYTHING: E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G!

rating: 3.57 of 640 votes

category: Math jokes46.

Q: Why was the math textbook so sad?
A: He had a lot of problems!

rating: 3.57 of 663 votes

category: Kids jokes47.

Why did the tomato turn red?
Because he saw the salad dressing.

rating: 3.57 of 734 votes

category: D*rty jokes48.

Q: Why don't witches wear underwear?
A: For a better grip on there broomstick!

rating: 3.57 of 648 votes

category: Kids jokes49.

Q: What is a bee that cant make up his mind?
A: A maybe.

rating: 3.57 of 699 votes

category: Yo mama jokes50.

Your mama so dumb she stared at an orange juice carton because it said concentrate.

rating: 3.57 of 633 votes

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