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category: Computer jokes41.

Q: What does a baby computer call its dad?
A: Data

rating: 3.56 of 640 votes

category: Religious jokes42.

Jesus and the devil were arguing over which one of them was the better computer programmer.
"I am!" Jesus shouted.
"No, I am!" the devil countered.
"I am!"
"I am!"
"Me!"
"No, me!"
"EEEEEEENOUGH!" God bellowed, and the whole universe disappeared into darkness. When the lights came back on, two computers were sitting in front of them.
God said "Now, whoever makes the best computer program in twenty minutes wins."
Jesus and the devil both sat down, typing and clicking furiously. This went on for about 15 minutes, but then there was a power failure, and everything went dark. When everything came back up again, the computer screens were both blank.
The devil tried in vain to get back everything he had lost. He came up empty-handed.
Jesus pressed one key and it all came back.
The devil looked at him in astonishment. "No way! How did you do that?!"
Jesus turned to him and smiled, and said "Everybody knows Jesus saves."

rating: 3.56 of 644 votes

category: School jokes43.

One day the kids in Ms. Evans science class was disagreeing with her.
Ms. Evans was talking about evolution. Ms. Evans was and atheist so she didn't believe in God.
Then Johnny raised his hand and said, "But I thought God created mankind?"
Ms. Evans then replied, "Well can you see God?"
"No."
"Hear God?"
"No."
"Feel God?"
"No." This went on for quite a while.
"Well then God doesn't exist."
Then Johnny whispered back to his friend Jimmy, "Can you see Ms. Evan's brain. No, so that must not exist."

rating: 3.56 of 626 votes

category: Kids jokes44.

Why did the tomato turn red?
Because he saw the salad dressing.

rating: 3.56 of 685 votes

category: Animal jokes45.

A man has his car full of penguins. He drives past a policeman, but the policeman stops him. He says. "Hey, you! Yeah, you! You should take those penguins to the zoo!"
The man does that.
The next day in the same spot, the man still has the penguins. Once again he drives past the policeman. "Hey, I thought I told you to take those penguins to the zoo!"
"I did," replies the man. "We had so much fun that were going to the beach today!"

rating: 3.56 of 610 votes

category: Computer jokes46.

Q: What is a astronaut's favorite place on the notebook?
A: The space bar!

rating: 3.56 of 625 votes

category: Political jokes47.

I once meet a honest, caring, politician that listened when I spoke and tried to help the country. Then I woke up.

rating: 3.56 of 615 votes

category: D*rty jokes48.

The head nun tells the two new nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes. So the one nun says to the other, "Hey, let's take all our clothes off, fold them up, and lock the door."
So they do this, and begin painting their room. Soon they hear a knock at the door. They ask, "Who is it?"
"Blind man!"
The nuns look at each other, then one nun says, "He's blind, he can't see. What could it hurt." They let him in.
The blind man walks in and says, "Hey, nice t*ts. Where do you want me to hang the blinds?"

rating: 3.56 of 601 votes

category: Women jokes49.

Q. What book do you like the most?
A. Woman: "My husbands checkbook."

rating: 3.56 of 616 votes

category: Yo mama jokes50.

Your mama so ugly, when she went to a stripping club, they paid her to keep her clothes on.

rating: 3.56 of 661 votes

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