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category: Kids jokes

Q: What do you get if you mix a rabbit and a snake?
A: A jump rope!

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rating: 3.46 of 534 votes

category: Kids jokes

Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn't have the guts!

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rating: 3.46 of 423 votes

category: D*rty jokes

A professor told dirty jokes in class and the women wanted to protest it. So they decided that in the next time that the professor will start with these kind of jokes they all will leave the class as a protest.
Somehow the professor heard about the plan.
In the next lecture, in the beginning of the lecture he said: "In Sweden a pr*stitute makes $2000 per night."
All the women stood up and started to leave the class. So he shouted after them: "Where are you going? The plane to Sweden doesn't take off until the day after tomorrow."

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rating: 3.46 of 417 votes

category: Computer jokes

Why did the computer get cold?
Because it forgot to close windows.

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rating: 3.46 of 430 votes

category: Animal jokes

What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A investigator!

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rating: 3.46 of 426 votes

category: Computer jokes

Q: What is a astronaut's favorite place on the notebook?
A: The space bar!

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rating: 3.46 of 448 votes

category: Women jokes

Q: How do you wake up Lady gaga?
A: Poke her face.

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rating: 3.46 of 442 votes

category: Family jokes

A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race appear?"
The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made.."
Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.. The father answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."
The confused girl returned to her mother and said, "Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?"
The mother answered, "Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his."

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category: School jokes

Why did the student eat his homework?
Because his teacher said, it was a peace of cake.

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rating: 3.46 of 430 votes

category: Police jokes

Q: What do u call a police officer that works in bed?
A: A undercover cop.

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rating: 3.46 of 437 votes

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