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category: School jokes41.

Why did the student eat his homework?
Because his teacher said, it was a peace of cake.

joke rating: 3.6 of 740 votes

category: Lawyer jokes42.

How do you make a group of lawyers to smile for a photo?
Just say, "Fees."

joke rating: 3.6 of 695 votes

category: D*rty jokes43.

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room.
She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of b*tches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of b*tches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."
The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the b*tch in the kitchen."

joke rating: 3.6 of 642 votes

category: Kids jokes44.

What happened when the shark became famous?
He tured into a starfish.

joke rating: 3.6 of 797 votes

category: Computer jokes45.

Why was the computer tired when he got home?
Because he had a hard drive.

joke rating: 3.59 of 699 votes

category: School jokes46.

One day the kids in Ms. Evans science class was disagreeing with her.
Ms. Evans was talking about evolution. Ms. Evans was and atheist so she didn't believe in God.
Then Johnny raised his hand and said, "But I thought God created mankind?"
Ms. Evans then replied, "Well can you see God?"
"No."
"Hear God?"
"No."
"Feel God?"
"No." This went on for quite a while.
"Well then God doesn't exist."
Then Johnny whispered back to his friend Jimmy, "Can you see Ms. Evan's brain. No, so that must not exist."

joke rating: 3.59 of 718 votes

category: School jokes47.

Teacher: I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT!!!! DO I HAVE TO SPELL EVERYTHING FOR YOU?!
Studen: No I can spell EVERYTHING: E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G!

joke rating: 3.59 of 678 votes

category: Kids jokes48.

A kid asks his father:
Kid: Daddy why do i have to go to bed?
Dad: Because the bed wont come to you.

joke rating: 3.59 of 801 votes

category: Animal jokes49.

A man has his car full of penguins. He drives past a policeman, but the policeman stops him. He says. "Hey, you! Yeah, you! You should take those penguins to the zoo!"
The man does that.
The next day in the same spot, the man still has the penguins. Once again he drives past the policeman. "Hey, I thought I told you to take those penguins to the zoo!"
"I did," replies the man. "We had so much fun that were going to the beach today!"

joke rating: 3.59 of 667 votes

category: Yo mama jokes50.

Your mamas so fat that she has to use a paint roller to put her lipstick on.

joke rating: 3.59 of 850 votes

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