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category: Women jokes41.

Q. What book do you like the most?
A. Woman: "My husbands checkbook."

rating: 3.55 of 603 votes

category: Yo mama jokes42.

Your mama so dumb she stared at an orange juice carton because it said concentrate.

rating: 3.55 of 607 votes

category: Yo mama jokes43.

Your momma is so old her social security number is 00.

rating: 3.55 of 614 votes

category: Yo mama jokes44.

Yo mama is so dumb she makes u look like a genius.

rating: 3.55 of 632 votes

category: D*rty jokes45.

A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons.
"I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my privates inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He'll then open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."
The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator's open mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of its head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his privates unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks was delivered.
The man stood up again and made another offer.
"I'll pay anyone 100 dollars who's willing to give it a try."
A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar.
A blonde woman timidly spoke up.
"I'll try, but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle."

rating: 3.55 of 654 votes

category: Kids jokes46.

A Ham sandwich walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.
The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve food."

rating: 3.55 of 614 votes

category: School jokes47.

Ms.Battle: Henry, I hope I didn't see you copying Casey's math test.
Henry: I hope you didn't either.

rating: 3.55 of 603 votes

category: Bar jokes48.

A blind man and his dog walks into a bar and the blind man starts swinging hid dog around the barman says, "What are you doing?"
A blind man replies, "Nothing I'm just looking around!!!!

rating: 3.55 of 607 votes

category: Computer jokes49.

Q: What is a astronaut's favorite place on the notebook?
A: The space bar!

rating: 3.55 of 607 votes

category: School jokes50.

teacher asked : Why are you late for school?
Johnny: Because of the Sign.
Teacher : What Sign?
Johnny : The sign that says "School ahead go slow"

rating: 3.55 of 598 votes

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