Best jokes

Best 100 short funny jokes based on visitors votes. Please rate funny short jokes by clicking on smiles, so funniest jokes will be also best jokes on our web site!
Attention! If you rate joke, joke rating and position will change..

jokes: 21 - 30 of 100
category: Religious jokes21.

Two Priests are walking down the street when a drunk man comes up to them. He says, to the first Priest," I'm Jesus Christ." The Priest replys," No son, you're not!" So he says to the second,"I'm Jesus Christ." He says,"No, son, you're not." The drunk says," Look I can prove it." He takes the two Preists into the bar.
The bartender takes one look at the drunk and says," JESUS CHRIST YOU'RE HERE AGAIN!!!"

joke rating: 3.66 of 803 votes

category: School jokes22.

Mother: What did you learn in school today
Son: How to write.
Mother: What did you write?
Son: I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet!

joke rating: 3.65 of 858 votes

category: School jokes23.

Teacher: Has anyone heard of the word expensive?
Lily: Yes!
Teacher: When?
Lily: Just right now!

joke rating: 3.65 of 293 votes

category: School jokes24.

Teacher: Be sure that you go straight home
Student: I can't, I live just round the corner!

joke rating: 3.65 of 891 votes

category: Police jokes25.

Caller: Dials in 911 Hello officer, I broke my arm in 3 places!
Officer: Then stop going to those places.

joke rating: 3.65 of 847 votes

category: School jokes26.

Ms.Battle: Henry, I hope I didn't see you copying Casey's math test.
Henry: I hope you didn't either.

joke rating: 3.64 of 687 votes

category: Computer jokes27.

Why did the computer get cold?
Because it forgot to close windows.

joke rating: 3.64 of 722 votes

category: Kids jokes28.

Q: What do you get if you mix a rabbit and a snake?
A: A jump rope!

joke rating: 3.64 of 1507 votes

category: D*rty jokes29.

The head nun tells the two new nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes. So the one nun says to the other, "Hey, let's take all our clothes off, fold them up, and lock the door."
So they do this, and begin painting their room. Soon they hear a knock at the door. They ask, "Who is it?"
"Blind man!"
The nuns look at each other, then one nun says, "He's blind, he can't see. What could it hurt." They let him in.
The blind man walks in and says, "Hey, nice t*ts. Where do you want me to hang the blinds?"

joke rating: 3.63 of 708 votes

category: Bar jokes30.

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink, and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all over the place, eating everything behind the bar. Then the monkey jumps on to the pool table and swallows a billiard ball.
The bartender screams at the guy, "Your monkey just ate the cue ball off my pool table -- whole!"
"Sorry," replied the guy. "He eats everything in sight, the little bastard. I'll pay for everything."
The man finishes his drink, pays and leaves.
Two weeks later, he's in the bar with his pet monkey, again. He orders a drink, and the monkey starts running around the bar. The monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his ass, pulls it out and eats it.
The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks.
"Yeah," replies the guy. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures stuff first."

joke rating: 3.63 of 725 votes

jokes: 21 - 30 of 100 |previous jokes12 3 456next jokes

Contact us | Privacy Policy| Copyright ©2008 Jokes-best.com