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category: Kids jokes21.

Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?

Because all the fans have left.

rating: 3.55 of 600 votes

category: Men jokes22.

This man was talking to a group of men at a bar and he said, "In my house I am the boss, I say when the laundry is done and when the cooking is made and when the dishes are washed."
One of the guys at the table said, "How long have you been married?"
The man says, "Oh I'm not married I'm single!"

rating: 3.54 of 596 votes

category: Kids jokes23.

What is a bunny's favorite music?


rating: 3.54 of 684 votes

category: School jokes24.

Why did the student eat his homework?
Because his teacher said, it was a peace of cake.

rating: 3.54 of 600 votes

category: Animal jokes25.

Daddy, what are those two spiders doing," she asked? "They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top," she asked? "A Daddy Longlegs," her father answered. "So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs," the little girl asked?
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied, "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.
The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and stomped them flat. "Well," she said, "that may be OK in California, Washington and Colorado, but we're not having any of that crap here in Texas."

rating: 3.54 of 595 votes

category: Blonde jokes26.

A woman yells to a blonde walking along a river, "How do I get on the other side!?" The blonde says, "You are on the other side!"

rating: 3.54 of 597 votes

category: Yo mama jokes27.

Your mama so ugly, when she went to a stripping club, they paid her to keep her clothes on.

rating: 3.54 of 607 votes

category: School jokes28.

Teacher: Be sure that you go straight home
Student: I can't, I live just round the corner!

rating: 3.54 of 602 votes

category: Bar jokes29.

A man walks into a bar with a steering wheel between his legs and the barman says, "You've got a steering wheel between your legs!"
tThe man replies, "I know its driving me nuts!"

rating: 3.54 of 602 votes

category: Animal jokes30.

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later, there is a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says, "What the hell was that all about?"

rating: 3.54 of 593 votes

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