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category: Men jokes21.

A man had a party where all the rich people attend.
And the he had a pool with alligators. So he announced that anyone who will swim across this pool and come out alive will be granted three wishes.
But no one wanted to go for the challenge. All of a sudden, there was a big splash and a man was swimming like a hell and came out alive.
So the host asked, "What are your three wishes?"
The man replied, "Give me the shotgun and bulllets and show me the idiot that pushed me in ...."

rating: 3.6 of 630 votes

category: Kids jokes22.

Q: What happens when you feed gun powder to a chicken?
A: Egg-splosion

rating: 3.59 of 787 votes

category: Yo mama jokes23.

Yo mama so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion!

rating: 3.59 of 700 votes

category: Kids jokes24.

What is a bunny's favorite music?

Hip-hop.

rating: 3.59 of 798 votes

category: Religious jokes25.

Two Priests are walking down the street when a drunk man comes up to them. He says, to the first Priest," I'm Jesus Christ." The Priest replys," No son, you're not!" So he says to the second,"I'm Jesus Christ." He says,"No, son, you're not." The drunk says," Look I can prove it." He takes the two Preists into the bar.
The bartender takes one look at the drunk and says," JESUS CHRIST YOU'RE HERE AGAIN!!!"

rating: 3.59 of 654 votes

category: Family jokes26.

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. 'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the! Salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!' The wife stared at him. 'What in the world is wrong with you?You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?' The husband calmly replied, 'I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving.'

rating: 3.58 of 626 votes

category: Police jokes27.

Caller: Dials in 911 Hello officer, I broke my arm in 3 places!
Officer: Then stop going to those places.

rating: 3.58 of 702 votes

category: Lawyer jokes28.

How do you make a group of lawyers to smile for a photo?
Just say, "Fees."

rating: 3.57 of 636 votes

category: Computer jokes29.

Why did the computer get cold?
Because it forgot to close windows.

rating: 3.57 of 620 votes

category: Kids jokes30.

Q: What is a sheep's favorite sport?
A: Baaasket baaall!!!

rating: 3.57 of 736 votes

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