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category: School jokes21.

Mother: What did you learn in school today
Son: How to write.
Mother: What did you write?
Son: I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet!

rating: 3.65 of 838 votes

category: School jokes22.

Teacher: Be sure that you go straight home
Student: I can't, I live just round the corner!

rating: 3.65 of 874 votes

category: Men jokes23.

A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, "What is this Father?"
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don"t know what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed, and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number, and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son.....
"Go get your Mother."

rating: 3.65 of 665 votes

category: Police jokes24.

Caller: Dials in 911 Hello officer, I broke my arm in 3 places!
Officer: Then stop going to those places.

rating: 3.64 of 820 votes

category: Religious jokes25.

Two Priests are walking down the street when a drunk man comes up to them. He says, to the first Priest," I'm Jesus Christ." The Priest replys," No son, you're not!" So he says to the second,"I'm Jesus Christ." He says,"No, son, you're not." The drunk says," Look I can prove it." He takes the two Preists into the bar.
The bartender takes one look at the drunk and says," JESUS CHRIST YOU'RE HERE AGAIN!!!"

rating: 3.64 of 774 votes

category: Computer jokes26.

Why did the computer get cold?
Because it forgot to close windows.

rating: 3.64 of 702 votes

category: Yo mama jokes27.

Yo mama so ugly when she goes to the store she makes the onions cry.

rating: 3.63 of 1057 votes

category: Kids jokes28.

Q: What do you get if you mix a rabbit and a snake?
A: A jump rope!

rating: 3.63 of 1455 votes

category: D*rty jokes29.

The head nun tells the two new nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes. So the one nun says to the other, "Hey, let's take all our clothes off, fold them up, and lock the door."
So they do this, and begin painting their room. Soon they hear a knock at the door. They ask, "Who is it?"
"Blind man!"
The nuns look at each other, then one nun says, "He's blind, he can't see. What could it hurt." They let him in.
The blind man walks in and says, "Hey, nice t*ts. Where do you want me to hang the blinds?"

rating: 3.63 of 693 votes

category: School jokes30.

Ms.Battle: Henry, I hope I didn't see you copying Casey's math test.
Henry: I hope you didn't either.

rating: 3.63 of 676 votes

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