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category: Police jokes11.

Caller: Dials in 911 Hello officer, I broke my arm in 3 places!
Officer: Then stop going to those places.

rating: 3.55 of 632 votes

category: Kids jokes12.

Q: What is a banana's favorite gymnastic move?
A: The splits!

rating: 3.55 of 641 votes

category: Political jokes13.

God created earth and heaven, the rest was made in China.

rating: 3.55 of 636 votes

category: Lawyer jokes14.

How do you make a group of lawyers to smile for a photo?
Just say, "Fees."

rating: 3.55 of 606 votes

category: Kids jokes15.

Kid threw the butter out the window, he wanted to see a butterfly.

rating: 3.55 of 612 votes

category: Family jokes16.


A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it out at dinner one night.
The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.
The son says, "I did some homework."
The robot slaps the son.
The son says, "Ok, Ok, I was at a friend's house watching movies."
Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"
Son says, "Toy Story."
The robot slaps the son.
Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching p*rn."
Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what p*rn was."
The robot slaps the father.
Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."
The robot slaps the mother.

Robot for sale.

rating: 3.55 of 602 votes

category: Religious jokes17.

Two Priests are walking down the street when a drunk man comes up to them. He says, to the first Priest," I'm Jesus Christ." The Priest replys," No son, you're not!" So he says to the second,"I'm Jesus Christ." He says,"No, son, you're not." The drunk says," Look I can prove it." He takes the two Preists into the bar.
The bartender takes one look at the drunk and says," JESUS CHRIST YOU'RE HERE AGAIN!!!"

rating: 3.55 of 604 votes

category: D*rty jokes18.

A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons.
"I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my privates inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He'll then open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."
The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator's open mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of its head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his privates unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks was delivered.
The man stood up again and made another offer.
"I'll pay anyone 100 dollars who's willing to give it a try."
A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar.
A blonde woman timidly spoke up.
"I'll try, but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle."

rating: 3.55 of 634 votes

category: Computer jokes19.

Q: What does a baby computer call its dad?
A: Data

rating: 3.55 of 599 votes

category: School jokes20.

Teacher: What exactly is MATH?
Boy: Mental Abuse To Humans

rating: 3.55 of 630 votes

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