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Teacher: What exactly is MATH?
Boy: Mental Abuse To Humans
rating: 3.66 of 823 votes
Q: What is a banana's favorite gymnastic move?
A: The splits!
rating: 3.66 of 892 votes
Teacher: Be sure that you go straight home
Student: I can't, I live just round the corner!
rating: 3.64 of 708 votes
Q: What do you get if you mix a rabbit and a snake?
A: A jump rope!
rating: 3.62 of 1038 votes
Mother: What did you learn in school today
Son: How to write.
Mother: What did you write?
Son: I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet!
rating: 3.62 of 709 votes
A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.
He inquisitively ask the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"
She replied, "I'm having a baby."
With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"
She said, "He sure is."
Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"
She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby."
With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked...
"Then why did you eat him?"
rating: 3.62 of 675 votes
Yo mama so ugly when she goes to the store she makes the onions cry.
rating: 3.62 of 783 votes
3 guys walk into a bar
The first guy says "I have got the smallest arm in? the world"
The second guy "I have the smallest head in the world"
The third guy "I have got the smallest d*ck in the world"
The 3 guys go to the Guinness World Records
The first guy comes back and says "I really do have? the smallest? arm in the world"
The second guy comes back and says "Amazing, I do have the smallest head in the world"
The third guy comes back angry " Who the F*CK is JUSTIN BEIBER?
rating: 3.62 of 661 votes
Kid threw the butter out the window, he wanted to see a butterfly.
rating: 3.61 of 706 votes
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
rating: 3.6 of 671 votes