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category: Kids jokes91.

Which runs faster, hot or cold?

Hot. Everyone can catch cold.

rating: 3.55 of 611 votes

category: Yo mama jokes92.

Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.

rating: 3.55 of 613 votes

category: Kids jokes93.

A Ham sandwich walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.
The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve food."

rating: 3.55 of 653 votes

category: D*rty jokes94.

What starts with a 'C', ends with a 'T', and is hairy on the outside and moist on the inside?
.. Coconut.... What were you thinking?

rating: 3.55 of 621 votes

category: Women jokes95.

A lady went to see a tarot reader woman who'll predict her future:

- Lady, I'm sorry to inform you that your husband will die in the near future.
- Don't tell me things that I already know, tell me if there would be an investigation!!

rating: 3.55 of 602 votes

category: One line jokes96.

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any..

rating: 3.55 of 610 votes

category: Women jokes97.

A nice lady in a short skirt walks up to a police man on the street and says, "I have a problem."
The police man asked her what it is, she points to a man across the street and says, "See that man?"
The police man replies, "Yes, is he watching you?"
She replies, " NO!, that is the problem!"

rating: 3.55 of 605 votes

category: Family jokes98.

Sam called his wife and said to her in a weak voice, "Hey baby, I was driving to a coffee shop to meet Mary when all of a sudden, a stray dog came in the way. I tried to steer left to avoid running it down, but the car skidded due to high speed, rolled over and almost ran off the cliff. The car was hanging nose down over the cliff, as I looked down fearing impending death. I just managed to climb out of the car and save my life, just before the car fell over the cliff crashing thousands of feet below and was blown into smithereens."

Sam continued, "I was taken to a hospital. I have a broken leg, broken jaw, dislocated shoulder and several injuries on my head."

There was silence on the phone, then the wife asked, "Who is Mary?"

rating: 3.55 of 718 votes

category: Yo mama jokes99.

Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" and she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."

rating: 3.55 of 613 votes

category: Math jokes100.

why is 6 afraid of 7?
-because 7 ate 9!!!!

rating: 3.55 of 644 votes

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