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category: Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.

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rating: 3.44 of 411 votes

category: Family jokes

Girl: What if a boy hugs me?
Mom: Say Don't
Girl: What if he kisses me?
Mom: Say stop.
The next day when the girl goes to school her boyfriend hugs and kisses her well so she says as her mother told her to do and she quickly said DON'T STOP!!!!!.....

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category: Men jokes

A guy walks into an antique store and buys a grandfather clock, he walks out of the shop with it and accidentally walks into a drunk guy. (they both fall over and the clock gets smashed to bits)
The guy says to the drunk, "Why don't you watch where your going?" and the drunk says, "Why don't you carry a wrist watch like everybody else?"

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category: One line jokes

Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick.

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rating: 3.44 of 420 votes

category: D*rty jokes

A total naked woman rushed in a taxi. The taxi driver turned back and stared at her so keenly. The woman asked the taxi driver, "Why are you staring at me that way, haven't you ever seen a naked woman?" The taxi driver replied, "No, I just wonder where you have my money."

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rating: 3.44 of 427 votes

category: Religious jokes

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square.
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well .........?"
She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38" DD bust, 24" waist and 34" hips.
When she walks into a room, everybody says, "Oh My God."

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rating: 3.44 of 416 votes

category: Blonde jokes

Two Blonds With Hammers...
Lynn and Julie were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat for Humanity house. Lynn was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in.
Julie, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, "Why are you throwing those nails away?"
Lynn explained, "When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them are defective and have the head on the wrong end and I throw them away."
Julie got completely upset and yelled, "You moron! Those nails aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!"

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rating: 3.44 of 416 votes

category: Family jokes

Father: Which one do you love more , me or Mommy?
Son: I love you both.
Father: Very Well , lets say I went to Japan and Mommy went to France which country will you go to?
Son: Japan.
Father: See, that you love Mommy more than me?
Son: No, I just want to visit Japan.
Father: Very well , lets say I went to Japan and Mommy went to France which country will you go to?
Son: France.
Father: See?
Son: No its just because I have already visited Japan.

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rating: 3.44 of 432 votes

category: Kids jokes

Q: What is a bee that cant make up his mind?
A: A maybe.

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rating: 3.44 of 421 votes

category: Blonde jokes

What happened to the blonde at the soccer stadium?
She drowned in the mexican wave.

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