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Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" and she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."rating: 3.78 of 2000 votessend joke:rate joke:
What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"?
"FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking?
What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?
What were you thinking?!?!?!
Teacher: "Can you tell the name of 3 great Kings who have brought happpines and peace into people lives?"
Student: " Smo-king", Drin-king and Fuc-king"
What did the red light say to the green light?
Don't look I'm changing!
This guy comes back from the toilet, when a women says to him, "Hey, you have left your GARAGE door open"!"
As the man is zipping his fly up, he says with a big smile,"Did you see my big black hummer?"
The woman replies, "Nope just a MINI COOPER with two flat tires."
I was out for a drink with the wife last night and I said, "I love you".
She asked me, "Is that you or the beer talking"
I said, "It's me........I'm talking to the beer"!
Your mama so dumb she stared at an orange juice carton because it said concentrate.rating: 3.77 of 782 votessend joke:rate joke:
Husband always insisted on making love in the dark.
After 20 years wife turns on the light, finds him holding a vibrator.
She goes balistic, "You impotent bas*ard! How could you lie to me all these years?"
Husband looks her straight in the eyes & calmly says, "I'll explain the toy, you explain the kids....."
A divorce court judge said to the husband,"Mr Geraghty,I have reviewed this case very carefully and I've decided to give your wife $800 a week."
"That's very fair,your honour," he replied. "And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself."
Teacher:(I killed a person.)tell me this sentence in future tense.
Student: In future tense, (You will go to jail.)