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Why do guys think more then girls, and why do girls talk more then guys?
Because guys have two heads and girls have two sets of lips ;)
rating: 3.55 of 599 votes
Q: What's the difference between Manchesther united and a tea bag?
A: The tea bag can stay in the cup longer.
rating: 3.55 of 636 votes
Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.
rating: 3.55 of 609 votes
A man walks into the bar and sees a sign:
Cheese sandwich: $2
He walks over to the bartender, a big boobied blonde, and asks.
"Are you the one giving out handjobs?"
"Yes I am!" she replied, smiling and sticking out her chest.
"Okay," he said.
"Now wash your hands and make me a cheese sandwich!"
rating: 3.55 of 602 votes
A man walks into a bar with a steering wheel between his legs and the barman says, "You've got a steering wheel between your legs!"
tThe man replies, "I know its driving me nuts!"
rating: 3.55 of 613 votes
A Ham sandwich walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.
The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve food."
rating: 3.55 of 635 votes
Wife: Why do you go out in the balcony, when I start singing.
Husband: Because the people would think I am beating you.
rating: 3.55 of 619 votes
Q:What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A:There actually been sightings of Bigfoot.
rating: 3.54 of 614 votes
There were two retired men. One of the men said "I feel like a newborn baby,". The other man asked why. The man said, " I have no hair, no teeth, and I just peed in my pants.
rating: 3.54 of 609 votes
why is 6 afraid of 7?
-because 7 ate 9!!!!
rating: 3.54 of 621 votes