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I was out for a drink with the wife last night and I said, "I love you".
She asked me, "Is that you or the beer talking"
I said, "It's me........I'm talking to the beer"!
rating: 3.78 of 672 votes
Your mama so ugly, when she went to a stripping club, they paid her to keep her clothes on.send funny joke:
rating: 3.78 of 1119 votes
I came over to my blonde friend the other day and said, "Hey look a dead bird."
She looked up in the sky and said, "Where?"
rating: 3.78 of 668 votes
Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" and she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."send funny joke:
rating: 3.77 of 2014 votes
I bought a racehorse today, I called him My Face.
I don't care if he doesn't win, I just want to hear a load of posh twats shouting, "Come on My Face."
rating: 3.77 of 752 votes
Teacher:(I killed a person.)tell me this sentence in future tense.
Student: In future tense, (You will go to jail.)
rating: 3.77 of 718 votes
Husband always insisted on making love in the dark.
After 20 years wife turns on the light, finds him holding a vibrator.
She goes balistic, "You impotent bas*ard! How could you lie to me all these years?"
Husband looks her straight in the eyes & calmly says, "I'll explain the toy, you explain the kids....."
rating: 3.77 of 2074 votes
Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
rating: 3.77 of 864 votes
Your mama is so ugly, that she made a blind kid cry.send funny joke:
rating: 3.77 of 959 votes
This guy comes back from the toilet, when a women says to him, "Hey, you have left your GARAGE door open"!"
As the man is zipping his fly up, he says with a big smile,"Did you see my big black hummer?"
The woman replies, "Nope just a MINI COOPER with two flat tires."
rating: 3.77 of 841 votes