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category: Kids jokes91.

A Ham sandwich walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.
The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve food."

rating: 3.54 of 641 votes

category: Kids jokes92.

Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn't have the guts!

rating: 3.54 of 639 votes

category: Political jokes93.

Scientists invented a machine to catch thieves.
In 30 minutes in Canada the machine caught 10 thieves, in 15 minutes in the U.S the machine caught 5 thieves, in 3 minutes in Trinidad thieves stole the machine.

rating: 3.54 of 610 votes

category: Yo mama jokes94.

Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.

rating: 3.54 of 619 votes

category: School jokes95.

One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice. First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it." "Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael. "My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully," he said. "Excellent, Michael!"

Then, the teacher called on little Johnny. "Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, 'Beautiful, f...ing beautiful!'"

rating: 3.54 of 593 votes

category: D*rty jokes96.

There was three girls and they all had boyfriends and separate rooms.
The mom walked by all the rooms.
The first room she hears laughing, the second room she heard screaming and the third was totally quiet.
The mom was suspicious, so she asked the third girl why was she so quiet she replied, "My boyfriend said not to talk with my mouth full."

rating: 3.54 of 595 votes

category: One line jokes97.

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any..

rating: 3.54 of 597 votes

category: School jokes98.

TEACHER : What is further away, Australia or the Moon?
Pupil : Australia, you can see the Moon at night.

rating: 3.54 of 647 votes

category: D*rty jokes99.

A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriends house and the girlfriend said to her mom, "Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room" and the mom says, "Ok honey, you kids have fun."
When they are up their the mom hears: "Baby baby baby oh!"
The mom walks to the door and ask, "What the hell is going on?"
The girl says, "Mom were just having s*x." and the mom says, "Oh thank god I thought you guys were listening to Justin Bieber."

rating: 3.54 of 618 votes

category: Yo mama jokes100.

Yo mama so dumb, when she tried to commit suicide she jumped out of the basement window.

rating: 3.54 of 596 votes

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