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category: Men jokes91.

A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, "What is this Father?"
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don"t know what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed, and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number, and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son.....
"Go get your Mother."

rating: 3.54 of 594 votes

category: Math jokes92.

What did one math book say to the other math book?

"I don't know about you man, but I got a lot of problems!"

rating: 3.54 of 606 votes

category: Lawyer jokes93.

A divorce court judge said to the husband,"Mr Geraghty,I have reviewed this case very carefully and I've decided to give your wife $800 a week."
"That's very fair,your honour," he replied. "And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself."

rating: 3.54 of 599 votes

category: Blonde jokes94.

A woman yells to a blonde walking along a river, "How do I get on the other side!?" The blonde says, "You are on the other side!"

rating: 3.54 of 625 votes

category: D*rty jokes95.

A man walks into his house with a duck under his arm.
He walks up to his wife with it and says, "This is the pig I've been f*cking'."
His wife says, "That's a duck."
He quickly replies, "I wasn't talking to you."

rating: 3.54 of 625 votes

category: Yo mama jokes96.

Yo mamma so stupid she puts a piece of paper on the TV and says, "I'm watching paper-view."

rating: 3.54 of 605 votes

category: Yo mama jokes97.

Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet.
She is already WORLD WIDE!

rating: 3.54 of 592 votes

category: Yo mama jokes98.

Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.

rating: 3.54 of 607 votes

category: School jokes99.

Teacher: Good morning class I have a couple of riddles to start off this morning. I have something here that's round red and good to eat? Sarah: an apple? Teacher: No it's a tomato but you're thinking.
Teacher: I have something here that's yellow and odd shaped and good to eat? Michael: A banana? Teacher: No it's a pear but you're thinking.
Little Johnny: Teacher, I have a riddle. Teacher: Okay Johnny tell us your riddle. Little Johnny: I have something in my pocket that's round, hard and has a head on it? Teacher: Johnny, you go see the principal right this instant. Little Johnny: It's a nail, but you're thinking.

rating: 3.54 of 596 votes

category: Police jokes100.

Q: What do u call a police officer that works in bed?
A: A undercover cop.

rating: 3.54 of 602 votes

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