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category: Kids jokes91.

Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn't have the guts!

rating: 3.54 of 643 votes

category: Police jokes92.

- What is the best organized thing in our world?
- Crime

rating: 3.54 of 612 votes

category: Political jokes93.

Scientists invented a machine to catch thieves.
In 30 minutes in Canada the machine caught 10 thieves, in 15 minutes in the U.S the machine caught 5 thieves, in 3 minutes in Trinidad thieves stole the machine.

rating: 3.54 of 614 votes

category: Religious jokes94.

This man goes to confession and says, "Forgive me father for I have sinned." The priest asks if he would like to confess his sins and the man replies that he used the "F-word" over the weekend.
The priest says, "Oh okay, just say three Hail Marys and try to watch your language."
The man replies that he would like to confess as to why he said the "F-word". The priest sighs and tells him to continue.
Well father I played golf on Sunday with my buddies instead of going to church.
The priest says, "And you got upset over that and swore?"
The man replied, "No, that wasn't why I swore. On the first tee I duck-hooked my drive well left into the trees."
The priest said, "And that's when you swore."
The man replied, a little testily because of the constant interruptions, "No, it wasn't. When I walked up the fairway, I noticed my ball got a lucky bounce and I had a clear shot to the green. However, before I could hit the ball, a squirrel ran by and grabbed my ball and scurried up a tree."
The priest asked, "Is that when you said the 'F-word'?"
The man replied, "No, because an eagle then flew by and caught the squirrel in its sharp talons and flew away."
The priest let out a breath and queried, "Is that when you swore?"
The man replied, "No, because the eagle flew over the green and the dying squirrel let go of my golf ball and it landed within 5 inches of the hole."
The priest screamed, "Don't tell me you missed the f...ing putt!!!"

rating: 3.54 of 605 votes

category: School jokes95.

Stacy: You know Tracy, sometimes I don't understand life.
Tracy: What do you mean?
Stacy: When we were a younger, we learnt to talk and to walk. At school, we always have to sit down and shut up...

rating: 3.54 of 636 votes

category: D*rty jokes96.

If a woman is uncomfortable watching you m*sturbate, do you think?

A. you need more time together
B. she's a prude
C. she should have sat elsewhere on the bus

rating: 3.54 of 598 votes

category: Yo mama jokes97.

Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.

rating: 3.54 of 628 votes

category: Bar jokes98.

A drunk man walks out of the bar and sees a nun standing at the bus stop. He walks up to her and punches her in the face. When she is on the ground crying he says," Not so tough are you now Batman!"

rating: 3.54 of 634 votes

category: Family jokes99.

Wife: Why do you go out in the balcony, when I start singing.
Husband: Because the people would think I am beating you.

rating: 3.54 of 634 votes

category: D*rty jokes100.

A guy walks into a pharmacy and buys a pack of condoms. The cashier asks him if he wants a bag. He responds, "No, she's not that ugly."

rating: 3.54 of 691 votes

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